From goffmac747@aol.com Wed Jan 09 20:24:23 2013
Subject:Re: Off topic, maybe we have to all work on our left hand bass more


This sounds like a joke.

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From: Dennis
To: CloneWheel
Sent: Thu, Jan 10, 2013 10:23 am
Subject: [CWSG] Off topic, maybe we have to all work on our left hand bass more



This was posted in the local craigslist, I'm Hoping someone has a good sense of humor

Bass player available
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Interested in blues and rock, none of that wicked clown juggalo or brotha lynch hung type stuff. And no girly Boom Chicka Wow Wow either.
I play G, C, and D. If your songs are not in G, please transpose them into G. If your song has an Em or Bm or anything off the wall like that I will probably sit out that chord. Or I could learn those notes for $25 each. If you want me to do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold a G chord, forget it because I'm a "pocket" player.
Also, I play a Fender 4 string bass (lately missing the A and D strings, but don't let that worry you, it won't effect my playing). None of that 7 string de-tuned nonsense either, too many choices and possibilities for notes; I like to keep things simple man.
Minimum $100 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 18195. $5 per mile travel charge for other areas out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on a bus route, or you can pick me up at my place. Must be home by 11pm due to previous legal hassles (don't ask, just another example of the man trying to keep me down).
No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks, or playgrounds.
I'm looking to make it big, so no garage bands or part-time punks from the corporate world.
I ain't interested in your stories about what happened at your day job and that great joke you heard at the water cooler. Leave that shit for Thanksgiving dinner at mom's house.
Yo hit me up if you're ready to rock. I'm ready to take over the world!

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