From jackoverfull@gmail.com Wed Jan 09 18:45:42 2013
Subject:Re: Off topic, maybe we have to all work on our left hand bass more

Lol!

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Il giorno 10/gen/2013, alle ore 03.23, "Dennis"
ha scritto:

> This was posted in the local craigslist, I'm Hoping someone has a
> good sense of humor
>
> Bass player available
> ----------------------------------------------------------
> Interested in blues and rock, none of that wicked clown juggalo or
> brotha lynch hung type stuff. And no girly Boom Chicka Wow Wow either.
> I play G, C, and D. If your songs are not in G, please transpose
> them into G. If your song has an Em or Bm or anything off the wall
> like that I will probably sit out that chord. Or I could learn those
> notes for $25 each. If you want me to do fancy stuff like go back
> and forth between G and D while you hold a G chord, forget it
> because I'm a "pocket" player.
> Also, I play a Fender 4 string bass (lately missing the A and D
> strings, but don't let that worry you, it won't effect my playing).
> None of that 7 string de-tuned nonsense either, too many choices and
> possibilities for notes; I like to keep things simple man.
> Minimum $100 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 18195. $5 per mile
> travel charge for other areas out of town. Please make sure your
> gigs are on a bus route, or you can pick me up at my place. Must be
> home by 11pm due to previous legal hassles (don't ask, just another
> example of the man trying to keep me down).
> No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks, or playgrounds.
> I'm looking to make it big, so no garage bands or part-time punks
> from the corporate world.
> I ain't interested in your stories about what happened at your day
> job and that great joke you heard at the water cooler. Leave that
> shit for Thanksgiving dinner at mom's house.
> Yo hit me up if you're ready to rock. I'm ready to take over the
> world!
>
>

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