From kellyd12@roadrunner.com Thu Dec 31 15:28:02 2009
Subject:Santa kept my VENTILATOR!!!!

Following some of you guys' advice, I stayed cool, calm and patient while I watched you all recieve your Nov 30th shipments of joy. Its New Years Eve now and after my Vent was lost in space for about a month it reappeared 2 days ago at my local post office but was not delivered to me. It was said to be "undeliverable as addressed". (it had been addressed correctly too). Dunno what the friggin problem was.
It had been at the Post office, 4 blocks from home for one whole day. When I arrived the counter guy said they had sent it back to Germany and that it was unretrieveable so I still didn't get it.
For 2 weeks I've jumped through hoops trying in vein to find-track-obtain this glorious little sugarplum so now I'm havin an especially crappy New Years just like my crappy Christmas and for the same crappy reason. I'm rotorless! This has driven me to heroin. Let me say that our friend Guido is not at fault with any of this at all. He's been totally supportive of course. Nevertheless...... HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!

k e l l y

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