From goffmac747@aol.com Thu Feb 28 05:44:28 2008
Subject:Re: Keyboard Center Store?

whoa... that's the first time I heard it called that...

you seem to know your keyboard dept. hell...

will you be serving red rope licorice?

sort of goes well with the Nord color theme...

-----Original Message-----
From: Jason Stanfield
To: CloneWheel@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 4:53 am
Subject: [CWSG] Re: Keyboard Center Store?

> The day we have arrived is the day there is a "Keyboard Center"

store nearby.

If you get the start-up capital I'll help you make it a success. Only

there would have to be some rules:

We'd have to put some kind of timed electro-shock charge on some of

the boards in case "spirited" gospel players get into it smash a few

keybeds. THe store policy is "you break it, you bought it; you break

it and you're broke, we'll accept your car keys & title as payment."

There will be signs like they had in "Wayne's World", except ours

will say "No 'Chopsticks', 'Jump', or 'Separate Ways'."

Customers who try, but can't play the left-hand ostinato from

ELP's "Eruption" correctly will have to pay a $5 fine per repeated

playing, and a 10% surcharge will be added to the purchase of anyone

who refers to rotary cabinets as "lesbian speakers" (it's more common

than you might think).

Anyone who walks by a piano that someone is demo'ing and jokingly

tinkles clusters on the top end of the keyboard will be banned for

life. The same goes for anyone who activates the auto-accompaniment

feature on MULTIPLE portable keyboards, cranks them all up to 11,

then walks away.

Jason

Nord USA