From diversiorgan@yahoo.com Wed Feb 27 17:06:22 2008
Subject:Re: Keyboard Center Store?

Jason! Very Funny!!!!

Regards,
Tom Tuson

PS... Have a great MuiskMesse.

----- Original Message ----
From: Jason Stanfield
To: CloneWheel@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:53:06 PM
Subject: [CWSG] Re: Keyboard Center Store?




> The day we have arrived is the day there is a "Keyboard Center"

store nearby.

If you get the start-up capital I'll help you make it a success. Only

there would have to be some rules:

We'd have to put some kind of timed electro-shock charge on some of

the boards in case "spirited" gospel players get into it smash a few

keybeds. THe store policy is "you break it, you bought it; you break

it and you're broke, we'll accept your car keys & title as payment."

There will be signs like they had in "Wayne's World", except ours

will say "No 'Chopsticks' , 'Jump', or 'Separate Ways'."

Customers who try, but can't play the left-hand ostinato from

ELP's "Eruption" correctly will have to pay a $5 fine per repeated

playing, and a 10% surcharge will be added to the purchase of anyone

who refers to rotary cabinets as "lesbian speakers" (it's more common

than you might think).

Anyone who walks by a piano that someone is demo'ing and jokingly

tinkles clusters on the top end of the keyboard will be banned for

life. The same goes for anyone who activates the auto-accompaniment

feature on MULTIPLE portable keyboards, cranks them all up to 11,

then walks away.

Jason

Nord USA












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