From analogman1@aol.com Wed Aug 06 09:22:29 2003
Subject:More squeeze box humor...

What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline??
You really should remove your shoes before jumping on the trampolne!

What's the difference between an accordion and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four!

(By the way, I originally learned on the accordion and still have
a "fondness" for it. So please don't take these too personal..."
Big T